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lil' bomarr
you guys have got to listen to our pal bomarr's super dope remix of lil' mama's lipgloss.check it out!
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best thing on earth
You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other night, bromaldehyde. You really did. Saving me that seat at the...
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thirsty tape worms?
i was just gchattering with a pal who sometimes lets me see him with no pants on. if you know what i mean. anyhoo, he was telling me that he's consumed much water today, as well as a cup of tea or two....
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More Japanese T-shirts
Back by popular demand, more Japanese T-shirts. These don't have quite the same impact of "Violation Hamburger." But they're fun in their own way.Which smiled? Every smiled.Worried about going deaf?...
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friday dating tip: remember me?
hi you guys. one former staple of this blog was the friday dating tip. i haven't been single for some time and other than movie nights and things like dinner at a restaurant, have done almost no (or...
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bel biv devoe. ha-ha ha-ha. now you know.
today i decided to google bel biv devoe. i was thinking about those 3 fine gentlemen i loved so much back in the early 90's and i just wanted to check in and see if they were up to anything these days....
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Random Japan
Yes, I'm still here in this weird-ass country.I'm actually starting to like it, it's a fascinating place - just so effing random. Here's a prime example. This is a photo of the top of the garbage bin...
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krystle vs. alexis: redux
last night, a homo dream came true. dynasty was reincarnated in the form of the new cw teen drama, gossip girl, following america's next top model. it centers on, check this out, serena van der woodsen...
View ArticleOne more Japan WTF
I'm back from Japan. Thank god. But here's a dandy little video to remind us all of how fucking weird that country is. It's a little something to help you learn helpful English phrases while burning...
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unibloggal petrelli
is this thing on?i just have to share a massive throbber that has been distracting me from productivity since yesterday afternoon when dear laurin sent it my way. heroes may be wtf'ing so far this...
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wtfestival by erin
here are a few things that i'm thinking about right now. i had a shit storm of coffee this a.m. it was delicious, but i haven't eaten any food except for a rotten blueberry so i am a tweaker...
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my favorite love letter ever
Dear Denise,You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig.You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to...
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friday dating tip: bedding fine honeys
in order to really ensure that once you've landed a date, you're able to keep said date where you want them (in your bed), it's very important that you refine your nest so that it includes some...
View Article"I gained 4 inches!"
Apparently it’s bigger penis season in the world of spam. Following are subject lines from spam emails I got all in the last two days. These are exact quotes, I couldn’t make this shit up. I think they...
View ArticleIt's like Halloween, but political
It's election day, or as I call it in San Francisco - the circus. The freaks don't come out at night in this fair city of ours, they come out in the ballad. I hope you're all heading to the polls...
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abc family, lol
last night, we were having a "sunday" which included brunch, light house cleaning in preparation for "monday," some quiet time with crosswords (they were both too hard) and some television. it's always...
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gentlemen, this would be a scenario where i would highly recommend a dental dam.this shit is fucking hilarious. and horrifying. wonder if you have to brush 'em.film's website here
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what not to douche
that's stacy london and clinton kelly who host tlc's "what not to wear." they're totally annoying and love the empire waist. they call it the umpeeeer seam which lays just under the bust and allows...
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dirty diana
i was walking from bart to work this morning when my eyes OOOOWWWWOOOGGAAAA'ed out of my head like on a cartoon. you see, michael jackson is on the cover of ebony magazine. i wasn't sure at first if it...
View ArticleWhat do you look like?
New favorite game: do a search on Google for “(Your name) looks like.” Then look through the results, there are bound to be some gems. Here are my favorites for the Unibloggals…Audrey looks...
View ArticleOldies in the City
Based on my previous Sex in the City/Golden Girls comparison, I just had to post this. Especially considering all the debate around Carrie Bradshaw Vs. Bea Arthur. And, dude, how awesome is Mona from...
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